Help...

I am having a vision... 20 years from now... Damnit... Somebody please give me something fun to do this next week when my friends and family are all out of town... I don't look good in a carpel-tunnel brace... (sigh)

EDIT:
BONUS ROFL CAT!!!

In regards to Friday and Saturday night, respectively..

"FUCK YOU! EAT MY TITS!"

Compulsive posting

I don't even need an excuse at this point. Look at these!

Hands down, best Super Bowl...

One word --

Eventful day thus far

Me and Natey hung out earlier.. We wrote a couple of spastic songs, tentatively titled Burlap and P.S.D. We've got it set up so we kinda trade off playing guitar and drums and I guess whoever is on guitar is gonna be singing.. So yea, we'll see how that pans out. Either way, fun afternoon.

So yea, I'm totally gonna get ill off some chili in about a minute. Also crunk. That'll be a time. But before I forget, check this shit out. This guy wants to do one drawing a day, every day, for a year... But so far all he does is draw Superman shit, Jesus fish, Jesus fish that look like Superman logos, Americana pieces, and assorted crosses and other religious symbols... I mean maybe he should just do like one drawing a week and try to be a little more original... Also it's not really a good idea to show that you can read and write in Kryptonian.. I mean, I have a pretty good idea of what this guy looks like:
No dude, stop.

Check it out fellas!

What would you say if I showed you something that looked like this..?


You'd probably say whoa dude, that's pretty bad-ass right? Dude you don't even know. What if I told you that that shit was actually...


The most bad ass shower curtain possible. Look out fellas, this is the beginning of a new chapter. More pics later!

CATARIIIIIIIIINAAAAA.....

I don't know this child at all, but I want severe pain to be visited on him. Not really, but I mean like really? Really? Parenting is the weirdest thing in the world. You can sit in Sal's Pizza and easily observe every parenting style. Lackadaisical, authoritarian, et al. Some people just really don't give a fuck. I mean, you know your kid is pissing everybody off, shut them up, or I'm gonna hold them by their feet and dip them in the spaghetti sauce.

These last three weekends at work have pretty much blown. I guess the more I get caught in a shitty night the more I'll appreciate the nice steady paced nights. At least I got to eat Alex's left-over sesame chicken before things went nuts... Even though the unsettling "calm-before-the-storm" vibe was ever present. But yeah, that's work.

I'm pretty sure sesame chicken is the best Chinese food available. It's crunchy and chewy like that thing Taco Bell has, but it's Chinese food. I dunno where I'm going with this.

Gratitude diaries aren't dykey, I guess... I don't think I could really get away with keeping one. At least not as long as it was still called a gratitude diary. I'd just have to write "shit I like" and then put a bulleted list.

So yea, here's some shit I like, y'know. Just 'cause...

1. Chris Martin
2. The word melancholy.
3. Not being the one getting bare-assed into next week.
4. Baby's breath accented with roses.
5. How "The Scientist" by Coldplay changed my life at work.
6. "Hindsight is 20/20"
7. Coldplay
8. "Catariiiiinaaaaaaaaaa!!"
9. NOT!
10.